Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Child Prostitution.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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im jewish

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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