What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Burp

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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