What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Anti Joke

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