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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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