Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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