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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Obama lin Baden.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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