- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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