- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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