- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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