Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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