What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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