What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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