What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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