Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Ily bae

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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knock knock come in !

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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