- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

like if your cool

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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