Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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42

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

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