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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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