- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I am a mime

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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