- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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