- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

a person who will soon die of beeties

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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