- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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