- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My Nan, that is all.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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