- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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