- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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