- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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