why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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