- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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