- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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