knock knock!? . . No.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Hello.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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