Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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