My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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