- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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