A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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