what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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