- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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