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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

My spelling is horrible

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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