- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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