I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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