Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Lindsay Lohan

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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