Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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