- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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