A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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