- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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