Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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