- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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