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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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