A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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