My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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