Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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im telling maguire

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Women's rights.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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