- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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