What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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im telling maguire

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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