- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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