- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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