Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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