- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock Knock. Come in.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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