What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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im telling maguire

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Anti Joke

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