If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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whats a joke

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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