Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Chris is hairy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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whats a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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