Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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