- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

like if your cool

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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