- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Im taking a shit right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

penis. nuff said.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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