- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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