- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

school homewrok

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

knock knock Goodbye

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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