charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Brain fart

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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