Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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