Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Gay republicans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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