Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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