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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What happened to the fish? It drowned

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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