- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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