Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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