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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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