- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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