What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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