- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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