- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I'm Polish.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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