What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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