Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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