- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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