- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

whats gay and american? a gay american

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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