- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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