Blacks

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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