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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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