What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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