- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A woman walks into a bar.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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