blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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