- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

You know what's funny? Rape

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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