what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Potassium? K.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Burp

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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