What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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