- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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