One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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