Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

You know what's natural? Bears.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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