- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

9/11 my birthday

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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