Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Anti Joke

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