guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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