Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

kieran is a homosexual

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

i have to pee out my ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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