Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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