Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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