- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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