- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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