One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock knock Fuck off!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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