Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

a man checks his mypsace

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

womens rights.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

school homewrok

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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