- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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