- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I am a mime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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