What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Anti Joke

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