- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Gay republicans

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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