- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Brain fart

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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