An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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