You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Moral

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

sweating like antoni with a girl

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Albert <3 Hunter

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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