- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Cripples are lame.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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