Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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