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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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