- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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