A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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