y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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