- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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