- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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