Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A man did not like this site

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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womens rights.

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