- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Well this is pointless.....

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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