David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

school homewrok

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

womens rights.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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