What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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