Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What what In the butt

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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i hate you.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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An antijoke

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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