What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Oliver's friends

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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