- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why Because

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

i am predestal

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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