A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Slavery

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Penis

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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