- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why Because

i am predestal

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Hello

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

does this look unsure to you?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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