- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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