- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Women's rights

The government makes a good decision

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Brett Farve

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

justin littleton. nuff said

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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