- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Please don't rape me.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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