Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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johann grayson being liked

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Women's rights

look at there!! an entire dog!!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

a horse walks into a barn

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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