What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Scott

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why Because

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

i am predestal

Lacrosse

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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