how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Small breasts.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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