- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

That's what he said.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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