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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do apples taste like? Apples.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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