Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

i have 2 penises

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Penis

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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