What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Exactly what?

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Jasper sucks.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

hi my name is? joe

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Three men walked into a metal pole

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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