What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Jews for Jesus

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

The chicken crossed the road.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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