Steering Wheel Face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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minorities

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Nickelback

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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