Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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im jewish

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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nbjhfghl

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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fart

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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