What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why Because

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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