- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

why did the man die? he got shot

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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