- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Lockerbie bombing

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Aodhan Hearty

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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