Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Benevolent villain.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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