- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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