What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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gay marriage.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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American healthcare.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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