once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Black people are innocent.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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