- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

The chicken crossed the road.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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