what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Hello

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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gay marriage.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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