- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

nathan palmer has a big head !

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

josh simpson has cancer

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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