What do you call a group of asians? China.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock! Come in.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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