How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Black people are innocent.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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That's what he said.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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fart

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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