- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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