- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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