Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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That's what he said.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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