- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

gay marriage.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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gays

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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