- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

a horse walks into a barn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Women's rights.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you call a group of asians? China.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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