- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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nice shorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Black people are innocent.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

josh simpson has cancer

Anti jokes are funny

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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