What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Hello world

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Black Poeple

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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