- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why Because

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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