Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

American healthcare.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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