Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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You're so straight!

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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That's what he said.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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im jewish

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Anti Joke

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