What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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poop.........

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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