Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Oliver's friends

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Freedom of Speech

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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womans rights

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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