whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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DANA

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Jasper sucks.

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Jews for Jesus

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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