A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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knock knock come in

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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poop.........

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Hair

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Carlton

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The government makes a good decision

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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