What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

josh simpson has cancer

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Anti jokes are funny

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What what In the butt

i have 2 penises

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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