womans rights

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Anti Joke

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