What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

That's what he said.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Black people are innocent.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

what is white and sticky? glue.

fart

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Anti jokes are funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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