- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

That's what he said.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

I won the game.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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