For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Lockerbie bombing

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jgkbk,mn

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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