- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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