What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Hello world

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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