- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Exactly what?

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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