You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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poop.........

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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