roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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a banana

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why Because

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Lockerbie bombing

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What time is it? 10:58

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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