What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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DANA

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Hello

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Jews for Jesus

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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