- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Pickle!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Penis

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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