What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hi poop!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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