There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why Because

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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