- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Small breasts.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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minorities

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Nickelback

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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