How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why....... Because.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why Because

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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