- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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