Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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