- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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