- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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