Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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