- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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