Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Guest what in the butt

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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