What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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