- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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