why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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