I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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