a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

i'm hard

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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