- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Knock knock Come in

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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