Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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knock knock come in!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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