why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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