- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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