- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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