PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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