- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I am a mime

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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