- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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