knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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