Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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