life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Maths.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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