whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Gay republicans

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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