- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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