- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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