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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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