- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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