- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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