- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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