- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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