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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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