- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Apple hates Blackberry.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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