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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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