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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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