- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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