Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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