what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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