Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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