Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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