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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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