Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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dallen loves penis

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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