What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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