- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What page are you on The gay page.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A russian gives away vodka.

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