- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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