An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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