- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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