Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's worse than this That :(

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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You idiot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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