a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Your mother just died.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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