How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Read a Book.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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diarrhea.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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