How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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