- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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