Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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