- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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