- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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