- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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