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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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