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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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