- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Womans baksetball...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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