What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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