I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

My spelling is horrible

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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