why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's just not right? Left

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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