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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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