- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Click here for free sandwich.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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