An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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