- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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