A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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