Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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