- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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