- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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