Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock knock Come in

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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