What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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anti jokes are really funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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