- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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