- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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