- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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