- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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