Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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