sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Ily bae

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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