- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

how much fish could a chicken

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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