What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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autistic kids rock

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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womens rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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