- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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