- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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