- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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