- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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