- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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