- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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