What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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