What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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civil rights

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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