- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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