"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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