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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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