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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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