- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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