Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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