- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Hello.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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