- Anti Joke

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

The New York Giants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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