whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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