- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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