- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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