- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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