- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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