a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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