- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

God is real.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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