What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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