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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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