What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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