- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Jesus Christ

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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