hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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