Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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knock,knock you suck

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Anti Joke

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