How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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