- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

the economy.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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