Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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