- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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