- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What? Huh?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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