- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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