What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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