- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I'm Polish.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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