- Anti Joke

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces