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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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