So a bar walks into a man...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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