What's clear and looks like water? Water.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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