- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Knock knock Come in

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

this website is a bad joke

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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