- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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