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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Cripples are lame.

Tony Romo