- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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