- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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