A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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