What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Jovan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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