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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

the WNBA.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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