- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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