- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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