Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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