- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

womens rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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