- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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