- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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