- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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