- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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