- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

i hate non minorities!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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