"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A gay man watches football.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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