A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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womens rights.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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