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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Potassium? K.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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