Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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