Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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how much fish could a chicken

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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