- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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