- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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