Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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