Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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