How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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