- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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