- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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