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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

9/11 my birthday

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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