How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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