What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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