- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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