- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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