- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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