- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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