Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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