What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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