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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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