- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

i'm hard

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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