what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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^ That's not even funny ^

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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