whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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