- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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