Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why dont they make black forks

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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