- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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