- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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