Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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