- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My cat just died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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