- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

you will like this because i am black.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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