- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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