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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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