- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven