A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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autistic kids rock

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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