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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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