A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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