- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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