Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

i'm hard

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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