- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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