How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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