- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Stop driving smart cars you fags

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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