What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Anti Joke

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