Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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