I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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roses are red poo is poo

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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