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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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