Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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