- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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