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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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