Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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I am a mime

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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