- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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