- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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