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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

You idiot.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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