- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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