Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Please ignore this statement.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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