"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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