- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My spelling is horrible

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??