whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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