- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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