- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

eat a hot dog

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

hi

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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