- Anti Joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

woman's rights

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.