Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Tony Romo

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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