Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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