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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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