I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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9/11 my birthday

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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