What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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