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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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