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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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