How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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