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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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