Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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