Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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