- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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