- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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