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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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