- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."