What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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