roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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