There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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