- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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