- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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