- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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