- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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