Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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