what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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