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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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