- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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