- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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