How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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