- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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