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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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