Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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autistic kids rock

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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