- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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womens rights.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you call a black guy african american

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