- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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