- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am a mime

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