- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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