- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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