- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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