- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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