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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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