Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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