How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Anti Joke

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