Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What is the difference?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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