Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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