- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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