- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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