Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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