- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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