- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA