Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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