*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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9/11 my birthday

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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