what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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