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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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