Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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