Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Communism hehe xd

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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