- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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