Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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