- Anti Joke

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy