- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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