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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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