- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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