- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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