Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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