- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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