- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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