- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Chuck Norris.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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