- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Once, I went to Peru.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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