- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

knock knock come in

the economy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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