- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your girlfriend.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

civil rights

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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