what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Potassium? K.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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