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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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