- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man goes to the potty.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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