Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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