2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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