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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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