- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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