Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Pain Olympics.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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My cat just died.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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