- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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