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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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