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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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