- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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