- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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