If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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