- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

I am a mime

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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