Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Anti Joke

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