Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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dallen loves penis

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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cool

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Anti Joke

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