What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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