i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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i have two hands.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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how much fish could a chicken

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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