You know what's funny? Rape

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Communism hehe xd

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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