- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.