Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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These Jokes suck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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