- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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