Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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