- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Get on your knees Ho

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Half life 3 confirmed

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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