Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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