A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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