- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A young baby died.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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