- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock Knock Come in

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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