hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why? Because.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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