Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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