Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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