- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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