What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your adopted.....

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

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