- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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