- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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