I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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