Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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