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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why? Because.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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