- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

I think everybody should have a penis.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

i have two hands.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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