- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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