CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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