Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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