- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

My mom

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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