- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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