- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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