Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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