- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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