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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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