- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

My mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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