- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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