- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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