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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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