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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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