Knock knock Come in

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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