- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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