Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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