'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats the defination of cruelty

a person who will soon die of beeties

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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