- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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