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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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