- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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