- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

school homewrok

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

pull my finger (farts)

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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