So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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