- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mom.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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