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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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