- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

My spelling is horrible

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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