- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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