A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

9/11 my birthday

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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