- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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