- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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