What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Anti Joke

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