- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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