- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Jesus Christ

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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