- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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