what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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womens rights.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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