- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Penis.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

guess what what that wasnt it

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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