- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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