How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

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