- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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