- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A dog was barking at a tree

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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