A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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