- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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