- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I'm Polish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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