- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Tucker Rivera

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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