What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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your mom.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Anti Joke

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