- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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