- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Nobody cares maddie!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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