- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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