- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

I'm Polish.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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