what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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