There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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