- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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