A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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deez nuts

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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