Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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I? Everett

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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