What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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