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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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