- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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