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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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