- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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