Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...