I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Charlie Sheen

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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