Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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