Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Denard Robinson

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Whats black and gay? Obama

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Dude man, I'm high...

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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