- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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