- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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