- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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