A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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