- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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