Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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