- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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