- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Knock, Knock Come in

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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