- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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