Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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