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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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