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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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