A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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