- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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