- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Once, I went to Peru.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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