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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Dwight Howard

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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