- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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