What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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