- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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