- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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