Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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