- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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