What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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