- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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