- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You know what's cool? Yep.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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