- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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