- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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