jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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