- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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