what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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