- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

womens rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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