- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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