Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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