What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

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