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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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