- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

My spelling is horrible

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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