What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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