Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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