- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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