why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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