What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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