Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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