- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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