- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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