Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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I? Everett

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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