- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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