- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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