- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Do you play piano? No

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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