- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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