- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.