Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Yes

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

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