We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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