What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why dont they make black forks

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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