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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How many light bulbs? 1

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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