What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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