How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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