- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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