A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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