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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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