- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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