Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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