Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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