- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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