How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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White men's rights

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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