- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."