- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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