Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

God is real.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

this website is a bad joke

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