- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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