- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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