- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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