- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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