What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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