Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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