- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats 1+1? window!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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