A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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