- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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