- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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