- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Cripples are lame.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Tony Romo

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!