A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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