- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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