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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

my penis

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.