- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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