Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Nobody cares maddie!

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