There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Jovan

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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