What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Communism hehe xd

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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