roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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