A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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