- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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