Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Your Mom

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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