What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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