What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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