Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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