Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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