- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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