- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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