the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's just not right? Left

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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