- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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