What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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