What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the difference?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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