- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

this website is a bad joke

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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