Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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God is real.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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