- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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