- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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