How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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