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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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