- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Im taking a shit right now.

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