When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

angelo snyder is not ga

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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