- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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