What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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