- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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