Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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