What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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