- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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