- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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