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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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