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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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