A man did not like this site

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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