2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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