- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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