- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Jesus Christ

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

this website is a bad joke

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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