- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Where's my baby??

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock knock knock OCD

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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