Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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roses are red poo is poo

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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