The holocaust

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How old are you? 7

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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