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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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