- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I have read the terms and conditions

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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