- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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