- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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