- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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