- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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