- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

You know what's cool? Yep.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

a black man walks out of popeyes

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why am I writing this...im bored

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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