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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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