- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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