What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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