Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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