- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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