Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do I hate? people

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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