I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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