What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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