What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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