- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

can you touch your toes? no

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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