Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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