Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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