What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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this website is a bad joke

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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