Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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