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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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