An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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