- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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