- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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