Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Neither have I

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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