- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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