- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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