- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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