Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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