- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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