- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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