- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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