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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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