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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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