- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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