- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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