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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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