- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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