If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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