What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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