this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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