- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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