- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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