- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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