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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A russian gives away vodka.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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