How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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