- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

* anti-punchline

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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