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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Good job, son.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

the economy.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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