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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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