Sarah Palin.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

America

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

asians have slitted eyes lol

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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