- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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