What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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how much fish could a chicken

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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