- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Turkey Balls

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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