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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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