Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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womens rights.

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