What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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