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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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