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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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