- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pull my finger (farts)

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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