- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

ever tried african food? they neither

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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