- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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