A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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