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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Gus's mom

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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