- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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