you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

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