- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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