What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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So a bar walks into a man...

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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