Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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