- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what's funny about war? nothing!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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