Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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