- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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