- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

school homewrok

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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