- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??