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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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