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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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