One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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