So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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