what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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deez nuts

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

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