- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A russian gives away vodka.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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