What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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