I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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