There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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