- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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