- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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