Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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