- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

My spelling is horrible

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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