What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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