- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

John lazzaro likes dick

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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