If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

karn chevalier

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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