- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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