Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

an emo girl walked into a white room

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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