- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

9/11 my birthday

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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