- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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