- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pain Olympics.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

My cat just died.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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