- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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