Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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