Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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womens rights

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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