Justin Bieber

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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this website is a bad joke

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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