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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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