What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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