A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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