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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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