- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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