- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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