What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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