What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

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