Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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