- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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