- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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