Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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like if your cool

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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