Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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My jeans

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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eoin burgin is fat

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Anti Joke

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