- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

My cat just died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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