- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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