A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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