- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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