- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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