- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

I'm Polish.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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