Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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roses are red poo is poo

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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