No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I'm Polish.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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