three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Who wants water? I do.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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