Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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