- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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