What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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