What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Andoni was here

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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