- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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