- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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