There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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