A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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