- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Dwarf Shortage

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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womens rights.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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