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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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