If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Anti Joke

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