You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

someone called someone else a frog

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

civil rights

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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