I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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this website is a bad joke

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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George W. Bush

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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