- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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