- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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