How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Sarah Palin.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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