Nobody cares maddie!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Anti Joke

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