- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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