- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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