- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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