- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

class is canceled. My professor died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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