- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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