- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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