whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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civil rights

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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