- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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