- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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