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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a man checks his mypsace

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.