- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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