- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

a man checks his mypsace

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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