- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Yellow People !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Justin Bieber

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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