A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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