- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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