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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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