What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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