- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why? Because.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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