- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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