- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

9/11 my birthday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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