Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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