- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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