The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Your mom.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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