Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Jovan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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