- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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