- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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