Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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