There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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