- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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