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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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