- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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