Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Andoni was here

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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