What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats black and strange a paki

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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