Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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womens rights.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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