A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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like if your cool

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What is my name? I dont know

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti Joke

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