- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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