What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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