Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who wants water? I do.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...