- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Yes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A chicken walked into the bar...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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