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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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