- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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