What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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