why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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