- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Allah walked into AK Bar

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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