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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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