Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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you will like this because i am black.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock Knock.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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pull my finger (farts)

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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