I'm Polish.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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