- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Andoni was here

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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