Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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school homewrok

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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