why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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