- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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