- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

My mom

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why? Because.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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