- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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