your moms so fat she has kankles

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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hahaha

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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i am predestal

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

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