- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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