Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Small breasts.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

johann grayson being liked

DANA

My dad beats my mom At checkers

does this look unsure to you?

Exactly what?

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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