Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Chocolate tastes good.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Anti Joke

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