Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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i like potatoes

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Men's rights

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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PENIS

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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