What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

kennah campion... being nice

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Jews for Jesus

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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