What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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