Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Exactly what?

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Jasper sucks.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Canada

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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