- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

jokes r dumb

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

womans rights

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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