Well, this is fun.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A black succeeds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

This joke isnt funny.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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