Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why Because

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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