- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

johann grayson being liked

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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