- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are innocent.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

what is patrick wilson? smart

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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