A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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You're so straight!

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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