What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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DANA

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kennah campion... being nice

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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