Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Black people are innocent.

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