How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

womans rights

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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