- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A black succeeds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A ginger rapping.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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