- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

i have 2 penises

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Oliver's friends

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

I love boobs

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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