The chicken crossed the road.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Religion

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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That's unfortunate.

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Hello world

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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