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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

i am predestal

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

johann grayson being liked

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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