Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Black Poeple

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why....... Because.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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