- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

does this look unsure to you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Please don't rape me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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