What's big? Jupiter.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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