josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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