- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Ben is gay

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

amy copied adams haircut :0

where's waldo? in a picture book.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Aodhan Hearty

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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