Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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