Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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penis

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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black people. that is all...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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