- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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