- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Turtles

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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