- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Black Poeple

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I like to eat.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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