How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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