How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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