- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

jokes r dumb

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Hello

An Irishman stays home

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

penis

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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