- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Exactly what?

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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