- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Womens rights.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

My sister has to take a dump

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

what is patrick wilson? smart

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