A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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I won the game.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why Because

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No.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Women's Golf

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Women rights..

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

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