What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

live babies

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Turtles

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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