- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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