whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Womens rights.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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