- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's big? Jupiter.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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