- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

This joke isnt funny.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Womens rights.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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