What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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johann grayson being liked

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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