Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A black succeeds

Miscarriages.

A ginger rapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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