- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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