Women's rights

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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No.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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fart

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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