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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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