There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Black Poeple

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

I won the game.

Why Because

amy copied adams haircut :0

No.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Women rights..

Women's Golf

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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