What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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