What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Jews for Jesus

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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poop.........

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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