- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Lockerbie bombing

Penis

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's big? Jupiter.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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