- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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