Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's 6+2? 16

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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