- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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