Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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This is not a joke.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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