What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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