what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What time is it? 10:58

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Exactly what?

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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