What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

SPAMS!!!

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

My sister has to take a dump

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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