- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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