What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

That's what he said.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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