- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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