- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

SPAMS!!!

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

come along children

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

amy copied adams haircut :0

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