- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Slavery lol

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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