What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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An Irishman stays home

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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penis

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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gays

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A ginger rapping.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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