- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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