- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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