Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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AROUND

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Women's rights

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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