A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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