Penis

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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This joke isnt funny.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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