- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Please don't rape me.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock Knock! Come in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Santa Clogged my toliet

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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