- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why were corners made? For crying.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Please don't rape me.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

The chicken crossed the road.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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