- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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