What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hello world

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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