Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Black people are innocent.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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That's what he said.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Anti Joke

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