- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I like to eat.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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