what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Myspace

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Black people are innocent.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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