why did the man die? he got shot

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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dildo

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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