- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I won the game.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

GRAAAAAAAR.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A homeless person dies.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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