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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Womens rights.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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