Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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That's what he said.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Anti Joke

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