What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Black People.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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balls in ya mouf

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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