- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

God is religiously proven to be real

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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