If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

GooglePlus.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +60

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down +52

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops