Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

Hitler

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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