- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What will happen when a black person die they die

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A baby seal walks into a club.

DANA

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Brittney Spears

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

This joke isnt funny.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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