Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What's 6+2? 16

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

I have no joke. u mad?

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

That's unfortunate.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

james schmitt whats your last name

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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