Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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AROUND

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Women's rights

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Women rights..

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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