Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Hitler

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Myspace

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Military intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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