How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why....... Because.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Penis

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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No.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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