- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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