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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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