Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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