What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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