A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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