What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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