roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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