- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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