- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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