what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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