- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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