- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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