Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A lot eh?

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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