Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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