Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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