Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

The New York Giants

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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