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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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