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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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