- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Knock Knock Who did that?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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