- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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