Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

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