Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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