- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

You know what's funny? Rape

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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