Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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