- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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