What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Anti Joke

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