why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Jesus Christ

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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