- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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