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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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