What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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