- Anti Joke

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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