What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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