- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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