- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

My Nan, that is all.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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