- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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