What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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