Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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