- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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