I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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