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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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