What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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