Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A young baby died.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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