What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Everybody will die

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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