- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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