A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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