- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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