Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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