- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I? Everett

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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