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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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