- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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