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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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