- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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