Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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