- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Guess what? I like trains.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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