What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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