- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What is my name? I dont know

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