- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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