Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Black people

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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I like poop in my butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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