What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I'm Polish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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