- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Cheese

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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