- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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