A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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