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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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