- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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