- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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