What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

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