- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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