What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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