Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A whale's vagina

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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