- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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