Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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