- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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