- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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