- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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