- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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