Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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