- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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