What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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