- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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