- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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