How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A blind man walks into a library.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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