- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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