A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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My spelling is horrible

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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