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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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