- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the blue berry cross the road

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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