- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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