- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

this website is a bad joke

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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