There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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