i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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