- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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