How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Sarah Palin.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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