- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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