This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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