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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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