What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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