a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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No your aunties a joke

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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