What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

why dont they make black forks

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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