- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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