- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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