- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey Shea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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