- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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