- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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