- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

I'm Polish.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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