- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your mother just died.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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