- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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