Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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My mom

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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