- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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