Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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XD Jackass.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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