Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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