- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

I'm Polish.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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