- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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