Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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