- Anti Joke

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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