Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Death by kayak

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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