- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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