- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My spelling is horrible

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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