- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??