Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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