Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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