- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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