Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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I'm Polish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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My spelling is horrible

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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