- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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