- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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