- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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