These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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