what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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like most people my age. im 27

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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