- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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