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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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