What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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