Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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A lot eh?

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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