- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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