What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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