Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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