- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Turkey Balls

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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