Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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