How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Guest what in the butt

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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