- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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