Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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