What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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