Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Your mom.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Granny porn!

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