- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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