Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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