Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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