- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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