Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -8

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops