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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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