Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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