Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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God is real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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