- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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