- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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