What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where's my baby??

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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