- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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