- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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