Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A young baby died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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