- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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