- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Guess what? I like trains.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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