- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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