- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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