what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Jovan

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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