- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??