Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

a man checks his mypsace

guess what? bannanas

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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