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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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