- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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