- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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