Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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civil rights

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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