- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Obama lin Baden.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

the economy.

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