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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A black man walks out of a police station

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