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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

civil rights

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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