A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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