- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

NEVER

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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