- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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