It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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