- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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