- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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