- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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