- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why dont they make black forks

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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