- Anti Joke

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.