You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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