- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

you will like this because i am black.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock Knock.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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