- Anti Joke

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Tony Romo

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.