- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

You know what's funny? Rape

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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