- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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