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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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