A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

5 Italian guys from Long Island

9/11 my birthday

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

womens rights

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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