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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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