A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

I? Everett

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

human centipede

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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