Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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