roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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