Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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