- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Dude man, I'm high...

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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