If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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I? Everett

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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