Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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