Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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