- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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