I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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