- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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