whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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