- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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