Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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