- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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