An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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