- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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