- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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