- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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