- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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