Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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