What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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