- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??