- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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