What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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i'm hard

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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