- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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