- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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