What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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