- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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