- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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