what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops