- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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