why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Please ignore this statement.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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