- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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