- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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