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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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