- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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