Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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