- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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