- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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