How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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