Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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