- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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