where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I'm Polish.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a

thumb_up thumb_down -10

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock! Just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops