- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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