- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A young baby died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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