What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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