What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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jews

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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NEVER

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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