A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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