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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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