- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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