What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Democracy.

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