Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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