- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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