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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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