- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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