- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

XD Jackass.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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