What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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