- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A baby seal walks into a club.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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