Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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womens rights

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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