What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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