- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Do you play piano? No

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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