- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

My Nan, that is all.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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