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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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