Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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