- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

i'm hard

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.