why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Neither did she.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Allah walked into AK Bar

These Jokes suck.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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