Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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why does column have a letter n?

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