Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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