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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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