- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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