Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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