Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Andoni was here

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