If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

XD Jackass.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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