A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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I am a mime

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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How you know when dislextic

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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I'm rick james bitch

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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