- Anti Joke

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's upside down? umop apisdn

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed