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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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