How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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