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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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