Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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