- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

I'm sn otter

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the economy.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock,knock you suck

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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