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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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