- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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