- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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