What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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