Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I'm Polish.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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