- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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