A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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