What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How old are you? 7

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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