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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man goes to the potty.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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