- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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