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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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