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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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