Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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