Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

i wonder who made this website? a human

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock knock Come in

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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