- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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