Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Communism hehe xd

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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