What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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