- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

i dont care if you rate me or not

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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