Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Read a Book.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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