- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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