Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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