- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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