mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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