Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Anti Joke

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