Do you play piano? No

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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