- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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