Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Anti Joke

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