- Anti Joke

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.