You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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