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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Peas

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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