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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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