Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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