- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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