Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

You know what's funny? Rape

this website is a bad joke

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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