- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's 1+1? 69.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

The holocaust

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