- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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