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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.