- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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