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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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