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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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