knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Stop. Seriously stop.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

dat shoe shine tho

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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