What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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you will like this because i am black.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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