what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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