- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's upside down? umop apisdn

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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