- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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