- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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