- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

a man checks his mypsace

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Andoni was here

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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