there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Take part of what?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Tucker Rivera

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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