Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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bite me

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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