How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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