What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Weaner

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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