- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

"Knock knock." "Come in."

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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