- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Everybody will die

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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