- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

the WNBA.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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