Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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