- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

this website is a bad joke

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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