- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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