- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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