Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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You idiot.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Hello.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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