- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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