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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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