- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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