- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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