- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

womens rights

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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