What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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