- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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