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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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