- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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