- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?