- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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