How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Take part of what?

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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