- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Im taking a shit right now.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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