- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

God is real.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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