why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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