whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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