- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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