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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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