- Anti Joke

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

eat a hot dog