- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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