Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Yellow People !!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Phew... it's gone.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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