- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Who wants water? I do.

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