Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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