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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

womens rights

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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