- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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