- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What's big and messy? A big mess

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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