What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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