- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A young baby died.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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