Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

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