- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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