- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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