Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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