Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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