- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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