- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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