Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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