Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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