- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Charlie Sheen

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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