- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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