What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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