- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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