- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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