- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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