- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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