Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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