- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

knock knock come in

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

if you don't like this you're gay

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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