- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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