- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Gus's mom

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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