- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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