- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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