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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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