- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Justin Bieber

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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