- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What long black and tasty? Licorice

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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