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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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