- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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