why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

13 =B you just learned something

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

12 in general

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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