What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Cheese

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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