Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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