- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Japan

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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