- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats brown and sticky? Doody

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's 1+1? 69.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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