Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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