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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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