- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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