- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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