How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

HELLO EVERYONE

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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