- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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