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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A man did not like this site

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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