- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Sarah Palin.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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