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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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