why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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