- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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