A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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