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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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