Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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God is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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