What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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