- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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