There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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