really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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