- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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