- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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