- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

womens rights.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??