- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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