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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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here's a joke... the american education society

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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