Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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