Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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