Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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