- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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