Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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