Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

I'm Polish.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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