- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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