Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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