A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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