How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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