- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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