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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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