- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

My mum is called Steve

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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