- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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