well use a tissue!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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