Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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knock knock!? . . No.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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