how much fish could a chicken

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Walnut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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