What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Anti Joke

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