- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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