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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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