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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Stop. Seriously stop.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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