What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

White men's rights

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Who wants water? I do.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

NEVER

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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