Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Dwight Howard

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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