- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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