A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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