Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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