- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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