- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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