- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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