- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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