- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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