Allah walked into AK Bar

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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