Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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