- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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