What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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NEVER

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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