- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I'm rick james bitch

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

The Labour Party.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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