A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Allah walked into AK Bar

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

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