What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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I love you

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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