Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i'm hard

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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9/11 my birthday

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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