There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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White men's rights

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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