The New York Giants

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Anti Joke

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