- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Cripples are lame.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.