- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

A gay man watches football.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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