- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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