- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock knock Come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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