- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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