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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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