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Granny porn!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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