- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

America

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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