- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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