- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

I'm tired.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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