- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

My spelling is horrible

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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