- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

9/11 my birthday

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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