- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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