- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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