- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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