- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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