- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

All of these jokes are about white people

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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