Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Maths.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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