What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Anti Joke

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