Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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