- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

penis. nuff said.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Pain Olympics.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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