- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A women left the kitchen.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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