- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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