God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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