How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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