- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Im taking a shit right now.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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