Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Allah walked into AK Bar

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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