Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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