- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Flowers are colors Love me

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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