- Anti Joke

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.