- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Potassium? K.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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