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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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