- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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