Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do fat people commit suicide

Sarah Palin.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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