your mom.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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John Cena for president

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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