- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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