How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Anti Joke

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