- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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