- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

James Patrick Campbell

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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