What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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