- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

you gay?

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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