- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

your face

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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