Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Chris Bosh's neck

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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