- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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