- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dwarf Shortage

A man did not like this site

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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