- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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