- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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