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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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