- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

scraggle is in you pillow case

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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