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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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