- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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