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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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