Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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your so fat. your fat!

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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hello

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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