- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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