- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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