why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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