Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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