- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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