- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

i hate non minorities!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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