- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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