Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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