Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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