- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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