What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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