- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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