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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Potassium? K.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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