- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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