- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Come in

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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