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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where's my baby??

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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