- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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