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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.