What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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