A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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