What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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