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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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