Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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