- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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