- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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