- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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