- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A dancer walks into a barre

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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