A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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