- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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