- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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