- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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