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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Sarah Palin.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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