- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.