A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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