Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Maths.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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