My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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