- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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