Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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