- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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