Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

How do five gay guys walk? 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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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