A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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