- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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