- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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