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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

human centipede

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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