- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A young baby died.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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