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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...