What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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