what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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