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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

civil rights

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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