- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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