- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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