- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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