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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Donald Trump

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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