- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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