Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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