- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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