- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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