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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Get on the boat.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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