- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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