- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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