- Anti Joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Yes

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Your adopted.....

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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