- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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