- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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