- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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