A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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the WNBA.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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