What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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