- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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