- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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