- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

I like that, but why am I happy?

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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