Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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