Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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