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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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