What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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