- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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