What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

robin, get in the car.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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