Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Knock knock Come in

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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