- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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