- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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