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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Guess what? I like trains.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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