- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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