- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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