- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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