- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A dog was barking at a tree

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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