- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Yes

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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