- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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