Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Pain Olympics.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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