- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Knock Knock Come in

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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