What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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