How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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