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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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