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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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