Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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