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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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