Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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penis. nuff said.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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