Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock Knock Come in

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Jesus Christ

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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