- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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