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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Im taking a shit right now.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

You should read the Terms of Service.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

I'm Polish.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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