I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

civil rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is green and slow Grass.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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