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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

tea with milk?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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