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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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