whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

FUCK YOU

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...