why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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