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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

"Knock knock" Come in!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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