- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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