- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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