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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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