- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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