- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Neither did she.

These Jokes suck.

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