- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

your face

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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