- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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