- Anti Joke

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.