How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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