An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Communism hehe xd

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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