A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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