Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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