Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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