knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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