is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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