Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's white and gluey Glue

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Potassium? K.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

womens rights.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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