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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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