Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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hi michael

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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