In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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autistic kids rock

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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George W. Bush

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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