- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A chicken walked into the bar...

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting