I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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