- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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