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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What are annoying? Ads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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