- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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