- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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