- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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