Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

this website is a bad joke

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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