- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Read a Book.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why? Because.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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