- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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