- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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