Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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