- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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