Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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