- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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