Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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