Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: knok knok A: Im home

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A russian gives away vodka.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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