Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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