Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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