What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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French people.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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penis

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oops

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Rick Perry.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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