A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

why did the man die? he got shot

balls in ya mouf

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

This is not a joke.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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