What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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