Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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