You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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