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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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