An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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