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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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