- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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