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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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