- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Your girlfriend.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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