- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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