What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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