- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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