- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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