What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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