You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

bangers and mash?

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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