- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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