Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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