What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

NEVER

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who wants water? I do.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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