What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Jovan

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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