- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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