Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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