- Anti Joke

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.