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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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