- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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