What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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