- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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