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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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