Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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