A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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God is real.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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