Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Anti Joke

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