A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What page are you on The gay page.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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