- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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