- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

your face

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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