- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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