- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

scraggle is in you pillow case

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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