what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

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