how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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