- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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