WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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