You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How many light bulbs? 1

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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