What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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