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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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