roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A pope meets another one

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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