There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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