theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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