- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

i have two hands.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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