What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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