There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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