Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

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