- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Im taking a shit right now.

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