- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

i'm hard

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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