Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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