- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I'm Polish.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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