- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

your skull would make a nice pen holder

the WNBA.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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