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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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