What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Burp

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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