Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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My cat just died.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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