- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

my penis

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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