Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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