- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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