- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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