- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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