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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

NEVER

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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