- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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