Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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