There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

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