- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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