- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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