- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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