What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

human centipede

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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