Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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