Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I'm hungry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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