A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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I? Everett

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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