Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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My mom

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Read a Book.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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