- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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