- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the dog die? He was old

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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