roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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