- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Once upon a time a was born

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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