What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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