What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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