What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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