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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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