- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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