- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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