Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

An anti-joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Hej Erik och Leo!!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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