Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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