What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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deez nuts

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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