- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What are annoying? Ads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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