Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Click here for free sandwich.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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