- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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