- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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