- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

womens rights.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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