- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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