A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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