Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Dwight Howard

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A black man walks out of a police station

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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