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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why does the man appear fat he is

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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