- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

God is real.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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