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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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