whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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