What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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