- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the dog die? He was old

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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