What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Yes

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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