- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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