A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's up? Your time.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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