Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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