- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A dancer walks into a barre

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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