- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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