A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How you know when dislextic

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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