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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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