- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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