- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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