- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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