What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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