- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

my penis

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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