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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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