- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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