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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't he finish his

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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