Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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knock knock come in

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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