- Anti Joke

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.