What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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