- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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