- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

My cat just died.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Pain Olympics.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Im taking a shit right now.

this website is a bad joke

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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