- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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