- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

drugs.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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