What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

your so fat. your fat!

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

I like poop in my butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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