How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Maths.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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