A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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diarrhea.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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