Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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