What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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woman's rights

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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