A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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9/11 my birthday

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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