- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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