what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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