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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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