- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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