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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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