- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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