Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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