- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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