life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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