Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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