- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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