Dude man, I'm high...

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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