- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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