If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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