Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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