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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Sarah Palin.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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