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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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