There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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