Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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