A dancer walks into a barre

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i hate non minorities!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

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