two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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