Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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