- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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