Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Dwight Howard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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