What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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