- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

autistic kids rock

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

George W. Bush

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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