- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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