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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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