- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock Knock Come in

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Once upon a time a was born

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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