- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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