What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A dancer walks into a barre

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Anti Joke

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