- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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