So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Maths.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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