A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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