- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Where's my baby??

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Nobody cares maddie!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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