An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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