Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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like if your cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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