- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

I'm Polish.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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