What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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your mom.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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