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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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