- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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