- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Come in

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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