what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yes

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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