- Anti Joke

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.