- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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