What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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