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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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