- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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