Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Knock knock Come in

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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