Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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