Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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