Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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