Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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