- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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