- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

cory is gay

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Denard Robinson

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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