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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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