- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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