Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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