- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

God is real.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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