- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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