- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

guess what what ...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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