You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

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