Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Cripples are lame.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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I? Everett

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Anti Joke

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