- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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