- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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