- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red poo is poo

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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