Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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