- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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