You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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drugs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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