Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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school homewrok

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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