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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

race-car = rac-ecar

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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