- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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