- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

your face

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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