So, how 'bout that airline food?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

diarrhea.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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