- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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