What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Blacks

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

woman's rights

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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