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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

NEVER

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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