¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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