- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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