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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Sarah Palin.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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