- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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