- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Wanna hear a joke? no

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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