If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Burp

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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