- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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