- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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