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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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