you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Andoni was here

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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