Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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womens rights.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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