- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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