There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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