- Anti Joke

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.