Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Anti Joke

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