what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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