- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Sarah Palin.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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