If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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