There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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