- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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