What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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