- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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