what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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