- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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