How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A dog was barking at a tree

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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