What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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