- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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