Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...