- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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