Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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