Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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