You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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womens rights

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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9/11 my birthday

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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