why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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