- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

a dyslexic man walked his god.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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