If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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