- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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