There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Anti Joke

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