What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

womens rights.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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