Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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