- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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