Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

womens rights

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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