What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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