Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How old are you? 7

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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