Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Women's professional sports

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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