- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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