What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

An anti-joke

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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