why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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