What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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