What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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