- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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