- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Yes

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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