- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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