Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Penis

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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