You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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My mom

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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