- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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