What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I'm Polish.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Anti Joke

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