- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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