- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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