- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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