- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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