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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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