- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

womens rights.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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