- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

quantum physics?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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