you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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