Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

A man did not like this site

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

it was all Tagart

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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