how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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