Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Sarah Palin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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