How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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