- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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