Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Peas

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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