- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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