What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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