- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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