- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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