- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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