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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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