- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Fat? Jesse Z

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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