- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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