- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yes

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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