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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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