Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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