What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

This is an anti-joke.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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