what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A man goes to the potty.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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