- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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