How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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