What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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school homewrok

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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