A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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like if your cool

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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