How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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bangers and mash?

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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