- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Your adopted.....

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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