- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

God is real.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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