- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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