- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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