- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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