What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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