Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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