Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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