Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Potassium? K.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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