Take part of what?

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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