- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

NEVER

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what's funny about war? nothing!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Who wants water? I do.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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