What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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