Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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