so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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