- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

womens rights.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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