What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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