- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9/11 my birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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