- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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