What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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