You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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