How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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