- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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