- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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