Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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