How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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