How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

I am a mime

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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