A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Men's rights

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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