- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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