Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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