- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What does two plus two equal? 4

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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