- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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