What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Chris is hairy

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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