- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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