An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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