- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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