- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why dont they make black forks

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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