- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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