what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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