- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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