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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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