- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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