A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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No

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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