- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Where's my baby??

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Cheese

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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