A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

your face

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

hashtags suck balls

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man penetrates another man.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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