Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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