How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

guess what what ...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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