- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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