- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock Come in

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