Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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