- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Knock Knock.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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