- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's white and gluey Glue

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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