- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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