- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Jack Stevens

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Hello

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

pobody's nerfect

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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