- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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