- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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