- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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