Rylan Clark

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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