- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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