Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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