Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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the WNBA.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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