MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

why does the man appear fat he is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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