How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Jovan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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guess what what ...

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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