- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

alert('The Game')

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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