- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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