- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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