how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

kieran is a homosexual

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Whats 1+1? window!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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