- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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