An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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