- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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