- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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