- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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