- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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