Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Japan

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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