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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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