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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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