- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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