- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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