What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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