- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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