- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Take part of what?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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