Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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