This is an anti-joke.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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