- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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