How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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