Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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