How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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