Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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your life

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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