How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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civil rights

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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