bite me

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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outside your comfort zone

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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