- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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