Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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America

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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