- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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