- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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