- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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