- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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