What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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