What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A man did not like this site

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

womens rights

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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