Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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