- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

God is real.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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