Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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