Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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