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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

civil rights

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Your girlfriend.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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