A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

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