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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

men's rights activists

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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