- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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