Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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