- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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