I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

like most people my age. im 27

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