- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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