- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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