- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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