Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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