A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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