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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

your skull would make a nice pen holder

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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