What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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