- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??