-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

read this sentence again.

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