- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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