- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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