Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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