What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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