- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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