- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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