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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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