John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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