- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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