What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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