Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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