- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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