Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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