- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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