I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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