why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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