- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock... ...no answer

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

I am a mime

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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