- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Jesus Christ

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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