- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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