- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Lil Wayne

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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