- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dat shoe shine tho

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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