I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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