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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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