- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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