- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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