- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Whats the defination of cruelty

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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