- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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