- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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