What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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