- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A gay man watches football.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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