What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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pobody's nerfect

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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bite me

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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