- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A terrorist robs a walrus.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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