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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Communism hehe xd

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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