- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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