A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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