Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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