What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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My jeans

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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An anti-joke

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Racial Equality

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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