A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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