- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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