how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Burp

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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