- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Sarah Palin.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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