- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Killing your friend as a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

knock knock Dave's not here.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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