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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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