Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...