- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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