- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

womens rights.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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