Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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I love you

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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