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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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