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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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