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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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