- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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