What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Flowers are colors Love me

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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