- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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