Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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