Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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