- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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