- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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