Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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