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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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