- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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