2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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