- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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