What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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