Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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