- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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