- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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