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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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