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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

a man checks his mypsace

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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