Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Japan

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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