How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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My jeans

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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