A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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