why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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