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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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