Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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