Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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