- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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