How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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