- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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