- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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