Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Justin Bieber

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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