if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Maths.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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12/23/2012

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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