- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

miha kako si?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

womens rights

In soviet Russia...things are different

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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