- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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