- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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