- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red poo is poo

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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