Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A car walks into a bar.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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