There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How you know when dislextic

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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