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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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