- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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