- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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