What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

this website is a bad joke

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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