- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

9/11 my birthday

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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