A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Donald Trump

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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