Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

womens rights

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Anti Joke

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