- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Julian Ha.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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