An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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