- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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