- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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