So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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This is an anti-joke.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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