- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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