- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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