Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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