- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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