Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Yes

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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