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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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