'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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anti jokes are really funny

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knock knock come in

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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