What's upside down? umop apisdn

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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