In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's up? Your time.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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