What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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hello

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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