Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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