- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

God is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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