Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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