If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Dwarf Shortage

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