- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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