Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Hello

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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