What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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God is real.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A lot eh?

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