- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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