- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who wants water? I do.

NEVER

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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