- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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