- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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