- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What are annoying? Ads.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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