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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Jesus Christ

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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