It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

The Charlotte Bobcats

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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