A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

knock knock... ...no answer

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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