- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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