- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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