hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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knock knock go away

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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