- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Ben Corbishley

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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