What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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