What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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