- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

I'm hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

dat shoe shine tho

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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