What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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