- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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