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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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