- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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