- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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