Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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