- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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