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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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