this website is a bad joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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