- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Your adopted.....

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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