why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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