Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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