How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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