Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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