Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I'm Polish.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's 1+1? 69.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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