- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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