- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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