- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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