- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Communism hehe xd

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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