- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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