- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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