- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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