- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Communism hehe xd

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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