- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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