Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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anti jokes are really funny

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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