Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Butt Sex.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Gangnam style

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

ur an fagit

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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