- Anti Joke

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.