What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Anti Joke

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