- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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