- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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